Danpodjipbopgup is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, sage deer.

Danpodjipbopgup created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Danpodjipbopgup, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Danpodjipbopgup, it will make you grow a tail.

Danpodjipbopgup's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Danpodjipbopgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Never mention monkeys.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Never write about bacteria.