Zodarpvagwat Bodquafhug Kinfigjop is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, irritating mongoose.

Zodarpvagwat Bodquafhug Kinfigjop created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodarpvagwat Bodquafhug Kinfigjop, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zodarpvagwat Bodquafhug Kinfigjop, she will send minions to preach to you.

Zodarpvagwat Bodquafhug Kinfigjop's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Zodarpvagwat Bodquafhug Kinfigjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Do not take Zodarpvagwat Bodquafhug Kinfigjop's name in vain.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Worship no other gods but Zodarpvagwat Bodquafhug Kinfigjop.

5. Never mark doors with gray.