Farnhomnut is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonest bat.

Farnhomnut created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnhomnut, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Farnhomnut, he will manifest in front of you.

Farnhomnut's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Farnhomnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill pigs.

2. Never mark doors with black.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Always treat foxes with great respect.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.