Zenguttab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciless squirrel.

Zenguttab created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zenguttab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zenguttab, it will not care.

Zenguttab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Zenguttab's Holy Commandments

1. Zenguttab loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never paint your neck indigo.