Bissjengil is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, humane human.

Bissjengil created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bissjengil, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bissjengil, it will turn you into a duck.

Bissjengil's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bissjengil's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Pray only in shadows.

5. Always stare at clouds.