Cenjapzak is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, astonishing wasp.

Cenjapzak created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenjapzak, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cenjapzak, he will be very sad.

Cenjapzak's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Cenjapzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not kill dogs.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near sheep while wearing violet stockings and balancing three iron spheres on your hands.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.