Omtbessbid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, amazing bee.

Omtbessbid created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Omtbessbid, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Omtbessbid, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Omtbessbid's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Omtbessbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Never prepare bread during summer.

3. Do not name children after swans.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not sing at rivers.