Armgepnig is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty mongoose.

Armgepnig created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Armgepnig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Armgepnig, he will have a low opinion of you.

Armgepnig's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Armgepnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Armgepnig's name in vain.

2. Hide if three squirrels approach from the west.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Armgepnig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.