Zedten is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able horse.

Zedten created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedten, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zedten, it will remove you from existence.

Zedten's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Zedten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

2. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. You must pray to Zedten three times a day.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never speak at midnight.