Garbossvol is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, moody rat.

Garbossvol created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Garbossvol, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Garbossvol, it will strike you with lightening.

Garbossvol's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Garbossvol's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never feed pineapples to ants while wearing indigo hats.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never play with disobedient children.