Koncenbessdag Sagfebgar is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unjust zebra.

Koncenbessdag Sagfebgar created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Koncenbessdag Sagfebgar, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Koncenbessdag Sagfebgar, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Koncenbessdag Sagfebgar's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Koncenbessdag Sagfebgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midnight.

2. Koncenbessdag Sagfebgar loves rats, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Never think about bacteria.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.