Zakgedmet is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, duplicitous hamster.

Zakgedmet created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zakgedmet, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zakgedmet, he will jump up and down on your head.

Zakgedmet's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Zakgedmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near whales.

2. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.