Rillistxin is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, proud hamster.

Rillistxin created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rillistxin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rillistxin, it will turn you into a rock.

Rillistxin's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Rillistxin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

2. Always help sick snails.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Never wear indigo stockings.