Singednarl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish shrew.

Singednarl created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Singednarl, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Singednarl, he will jump up and down on your head.

Singednarl's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Singednarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place peas upon stone.

2. Run away from blue sheep, for they are unholy.

3. You must love Singednarl.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never record numbers.