Hivsuggig is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, dishonourable weasel.

Hivsuggig created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivsuggig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hivsuggig, it will turn you into a mole.

Hivsuggig's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Hivsuggig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study archaea on holy days.

2. Never discuss evolution by means of natural selection in public assemblies.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Hivsuggig on top of all buildings.

5. Do not wear rings marked with gray.