Ligbanwot is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omniscient ferret.

Ligbanwot created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligbanwot, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ligbanwot, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Ligbanwot's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Ligbanwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Feed all hungry cats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not take Ligbanwot's name in vain.