Cimarmwat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic wyvern.

Cimarmwat created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cimarmwat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cimarmwat, she will not invite you to parties.

Cimarmwat's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cimarmwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never pray while filled with pride.

3. Do not kill gulls.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never point your face toward the south during prayer.