Ominmatmin is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, impressive chinchilla.

Ominmatmin created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominmatmin, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ominmatmin, he will turn you into a snail.

Ominmatmin's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Ominmatmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never feed carrots to monkeys while wearing shoes.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never hop in holy places.