Hotxucgenvid Latgupdot is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, capable hedgehog.

Hotxucgenvid Latgupdot created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hotxucgenvid Latgupdot, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hotxucgenvid Latgupdot, it will ignore you.

Hotxucgenvid Latgupdot's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Hotxucgenvid Latgupdot's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always store cucumbers above ground.

5. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.