Jinrulgutgodtabvab is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, charitable jaguar.

Jinrulgutgodtabvab created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Jinrulgutgodtabvab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jinrulgutgodtabvab, it will manifest in front of you.

Jinrulgutgodtabvab's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Jinrulgutgodtabvab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Erect three titanium sculptures of Jinrulgutgodtabvab on top of important buildings.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not take Jinrulgutgodtabvab's name in vain.