Tabyakwat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humane goose.

Tabyakwat created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabyakwat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tabyakwat, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tabyakwat's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Tabyakwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Tabyakwat in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Never wear tights.