Sandrullget is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, contented wyrm.

Sandrullget created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandrullget, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sandrullget, he will turn you into a rock.

Sandrullget's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Sandrullget's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Always cleanse blood with water.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.