Yogsabcimcut is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, confident naga.

Yogsabcimcut created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogsabcimcut, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yogsabcimcut, it will have a low opinion of you.

Yogsabcimcut's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Yogsabcimcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

2. Never talk about goats.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never wear turquoise hats on sacred days.

5. Never handle carbon while unclean.