Bossrenjop Cubnilwit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, confident wren.

Bossrenjop Cubnilwit created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossrenjop Cubnilwit, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bossrenjop Cubnilwit, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bossrenjop Cubnilwit's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bossrenjop Cubnilwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. You must pray to Bossrenjop Cubnilwit four times a day.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near snails while wearing violet skirts and balancing seven lead spheres on your head.