Sanbimyak is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive naga.

Sanbimyak created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanbimyak, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sanbimyak, it will turn you into a puffin.

Sanbimyak's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Sanbimyak's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not hurt bats.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always treat moths with great respect.

5. Never look at asteroids.