Wanhunkap is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, grumpy gerbil.

Wanhunkap created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wanhunkap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wanhunkap, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Wanhunkap's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Wanhunkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always stare at clouds.