Wiktikcungon is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, strong meerkat.

Wiktikcungon created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiktikcungon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wiktikcungon, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wiktikcungon's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Wiktikcungon's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory.

4. Never wear blue boots on sacred days.

5. Always wash your head before prayer.