Dob is a god.

He takes the form of a large, intelligent badger.

Dob created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dob, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dob, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Dob's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Dob's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

2. Hide if seven badgers approach from the east.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near dolphins while wearing indigo boots and balancing four lead spheres on your feet.