Ciptettiwon is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, emotional ferret.

Ciptettiwon created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ciptettiwon, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ciptettiwon, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ciptettiwon's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Ciptettiwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near dogs while wearing red corsets and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your neck.

2. Never chant in the presence of gulls.

3. Never mention bats.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not eat cherries.