Linjipcabstigpadmin is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, annoying slug.

Linjipcabstigpadmin created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linjipcabstigpadmin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Linjipcabstigpadmin, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Linjipcabstigpadmin's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Linjipcabstigpadmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Worship no other gods but Linjipcabstigpadmin.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.