Bomgembesttip is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, grumpy weasel.

Bomgembesttip created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomgembesttip, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bomgembesttip, he will remove you from existence.

Bomgembesttip's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bomgembesttip's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

2. Never travel toward the north during spring.

3. Never speak aloud of secrets.

4. Do not place grapes upon stone.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.