Vannullfid is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unsympathetic toad.

Vannullfid created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vannullfid, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vannullfid, he will refuse to believe in you.

Vannullfid's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Vannullfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always remove tights before entering holy places.

3. Run away from gray badgers, for they are unholy.

4. Pray only in moonlight.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.