Nuttdavgess is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, all-powerful crow.

Nuttdavgess created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttdavgess, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nuttdavgess, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nuttdavgess' most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Nuttdavgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Nuttdavgess in the centre of the settlement.

3. You must pray to Nuttdavgess six times a day.

4. Never feed lots of cherries to snails while wearing pink skirts.

5. You must love Nuttdavgess.