Vedjamwod Lidtinhud is a god.

It takes the form of a large, strong guinea pig.

Vedjamwod Lidtinhud created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedjamwod Lidtinhud, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vedjamwod Lidtinhud, it will be mildly annoyed.

Vedjamwod Lidtinhud's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Vedjamwod Lidtinhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place peas upon stone.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Vedjamwod Lidtinhud in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

5. Never eat green fruit.