Fubgidwig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, benevolent snake.

Fubgidwig created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fubgidwig, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fubgidwig, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fubgidwig's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Fubgidwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. You must never eat nuts.

4. Never talk about goats.

5. Always help mice in need.