Bisscintan is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty clam.

Bisscintan created Asia eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bisscintan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bisscintan, she will not care at all.

Bisscintan's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Bisscintan's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Bats are not to be trusted.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.