Cudzenyart is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, selfish parrot.

Cudzenyart created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudzenyart, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cudzenyart, it will cry a lot.

Cudzenyart's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Cudzenyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near squirrels while wearing yellow tights.

3. Always wear white.

4. Feed all hungry hamsters.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.