Nigponruttail is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unthinking meerkat.

Nigponruttail created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigponruttail, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nigponruttail, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nigponruttail's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Nigponruttail's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not gather at bridges at midday.

3. Never gather seven great tits in one place.

4. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

5. Never paint your back pink.