Gabjinbog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, slow dove.

Gabjinbog created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabjinbog, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gabjinbog, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Gabjinbog's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Gabjinbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gabjinbog's name in vain.

2. Never write about chlorophyll.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. You must love Gabjinbog.