Vaggumrap Onthasbim is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, vain fairy.

Vaggumrap Onthasbim created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vaggumrap Onthasbim, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vaggumrap Onthasbim, she will torture you forever.

Vaggumrap Onthasbim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Vaggumrap Onthasbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

2. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Never feed peas to manatees while wearing mauve skirts.

5. Never cross rivers at midday.