Hivtifgen is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, proud chinchilla.

Hivtifgen created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivtifgen, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hivtifgen, she will boil you in a big pot.

Hivtifgen's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Hivtifgen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Hivtifgen in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.