Negjinneg is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, effective penguin.

Negjinneg created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negjinneg, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Negjinneg, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Negjinneg's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Negjinneg's Holy Commandments

1. Remain prostrate during prayer.

2. Never fashion tools from stone.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.