Badnurnutt Minweegid Dissnadnart is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying mink.

Badnurnutt Minweegid Dissnadnart created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badnurnutt Minweegid Dissnadnart, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Badnurnutt Minweegid Dissnadnart, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Badnurnutt Minweegid Dissnadnart's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Badnurnutt Minweegid Dissnadnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill bats.

2. Hide if nine great tits approach from the north.

3. Always obey Badnurnutt Minweegid Dissnadnart's priests.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near porpoises while wearing magenta corsets.