Dothubfig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring goat.

Dothubfig created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dothubfig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dothubfig, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dothubfig's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Dothubfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck yellow.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not take Dothubfig's name in vain.

5. Do not drink alcohol.