Yarlzodfud is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, merciful rhinoceros.

Yarlzodfud created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlzodfud, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Yarlzodfud, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Yarlzodfud's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Yarlzodfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never write about nebulae.