Nill is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, uncaring bird.

Nill created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nill, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nill, he will turn you into a hamster.

Nill's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Nill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Never hop near tortoises.

5. Never pour water over plants.