Yarphatvog Febvolflamtonklarn is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, confident hydra.

Yarphatvog Febvolflamtonklarn created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarphatvog Febvolflamtonklarn, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yarphatvog Febvolflamtonklarn, it will think nothing of it.

Yarphatvog Febvolflamtonklarn's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Yarphatvog Febvolflamtonklarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Always help snakes in need.

3. Do not keep four capybaras in a large pit.

4. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.