Cibgigdancit is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, selfish unicorn.

Cibgigdancit created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibgigdancit, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cibgigdancit, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cibgigdancit's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Cibgigdancit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine capybaras approach from the south.

2. Never proclaim while facing east.

3. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.