Duthudbad Veggedton Gonliggep is a god.

It takes the form of a small, witty meerkat.

Duthudbad Veggedton Gonliggep created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Duthudbad Veggedton Gonliggep, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Duthudbad Veggedton Gonliggep, it will send minions to preach to you.

Duthudbad Veggedton Gonliggep's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Duthudbad Veggedton Gonliggep's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Duthudbad Veggedton Gonliggep.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

5. Never look in ponds.