Rapparknil is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, prudent skunk.

Rapparknil created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapparknil, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rapparknil, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rapparknil's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Rapparknil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not leap at forests.