Garrancumfas is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, fast gerbil.

Garrancumfas created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garrancumfas, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Garrancumfas, he will send minions to preach to you.

Garrancumfas' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Garrancumfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill manatees.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Worship no other gods but Garrancumfas.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never hurt voles.