Garrancumfas is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, fast
gerbil.
Garrancumfas created an atom nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Garrancumfas, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Garrancumfas, he will send minions to preach to you.
Garrancumfas' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Garrancumfas' Holy Commandments1. Do not kill manatees.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Worship no other gods but Garrancumfas.
4. Do not shave your chest.
5. Never hurt voles.