Ziggutgub is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, blissful coyote.

Ziggutgub created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ziggutgub, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ziggutgub, it will ignore you.

Ziggutgub's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Ziggutgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near turtles while wearing fawn trousers and balancing five zinc spheres on your arms.

2. Do not hurt aardvarks.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

4. Do not kill ducks.

5. Do not speak about melons.