Misruttgan is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent dingo.

Misruttgan created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misruttgan, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Misruttgan, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Misruttgan's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Misruttgan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry seals.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never wear gray corsets.

4. You must pray to Misruttgan six times a day.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.