Dibhubart is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, selfish raccoon.

Dibhubart created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibhubart, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dibhubart, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dibhubart's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Dibhubart's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue cats for they are unholy.

2. Never travel toward the north during summer.

3. Never eat carrots on fasting days.

4. Never discuss archaea in public assemblies.

5. Never write about stars.