Podbegfut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, generous unicorn.

Podbegfut created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podbegfut, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Podbegfut, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Podbegfut's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Podbegfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always help mites in need.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Do not take Podbegfut's name in vain.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.