Kabfagyog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, contented hummingbird.

Kabfagyog created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabfagyog, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kabfagyog, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kabfagyog's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Kabfagyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never eat pineapples on days of mourning.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not step barefoot upon brown earth.