Mildogwod is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, quiet raccoon.

Mildogwod created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Mildogwod, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mildogwod, it will cry a lot.

Mildogwod's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Mildogwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt frogs.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Do not take Mildogwod's name in vain.