Kippasrip is a god.

She takes the form of a large, impressive human.

Kippasrip created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kippasrip, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kippasrip, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kippasrip's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Kippasrip's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always remove stockings before entering holy places.

3. Always cleanse blood with water.

4. Always store coconuts above ground.

5. Never play with disobedient children.