Dinfarndoggab is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, slow penguin.

Dinfarndoggab created the universe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinfarndoggab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dinfarndoggab, he will throw large rocks at you.

Dinfarndoggab's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dinfarndoggab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with red.

2. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

3. Dinfarndoggab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never fashion tools from wood.