Pagflatbam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, egotistical chinchilla.

Pagflatbam created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagflatbam, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pagflatbam, he will turn you into a tree.

Pagflatbam's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Pagflatbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six otters in a large pit.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Run away from brown tapirs, for they are unholy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never sprint near doves.