Dimarnvog is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, awe-inspiring dragon.

Dimarnvog created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimarnvog, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dimarnvog, it will turn you into a plant.

Dimarnvog's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dimarnvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never mention great tits.