Fosscudjop Ceblanfar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, humane dragonfly.

Fosscudjop Ceblanfar created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosscudjop Ceblanfar, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fosscudjop Ceblanfar, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fosscudjop Ceblanfar's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Fosscudjop Ceblanfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not speak about tomatoes.

5. Feed all hungry tortoises.