Stigsadcar is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, witty fox.

Stigsadcar created humankind eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigsadcar, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stigsadcar, he will make you grow a tail.

Stigsadcar's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Stigsadcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near sheep while wearing gray corsets and balancing six platinum spheres on your feet.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never pour water over plants.