Vantaddum is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, pitiless chicken.

Vantaddum created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vantaddum, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vantaddum, she will manifest in front of you.

Vantaddum's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Vantaddum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

5. Never laugh in holy places.