Abdimvad Tenpopgil Nanhentaglim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, weak dingo.

Abdimvad Tenpopgil Nanhentaglim created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abdimvad Tenpopgil Nanhentaglim, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Abdimvad Tenpopgil Nanhentaglim, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Abdimvad Tenpopgil Nanhentaglim's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Abdimvad Tenpopgil Nanhentaglim's Holy Commandments

1. Abdimvad Tenpopgil Nanhentaglim loves birds, so they must be respected.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

3. Never feed corn to doves while wearing cyan coats.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near eagles while wearing indigo shorts and balancing eight gold spheres on your neck.