Hugarnarn is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, intelligent human.

Hugarnarn created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugarnarn, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hugarnarn, she will be very sad.

Hugarnarn's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Hugarnarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Hide if seven aardvarks approach from the west.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.