Rulljopciss is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, clever mongoose.

Rulljopciss created a quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulljopciss, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rulljopciss, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rulljopciss' most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Rulljopciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always count to three before sleeping.

5. Do not chop down trees.