Gesstonkwon is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring swan.

Gesstonkwon created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gesstonkwon, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gesstonkwon, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Gesstonkwon's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gesstonkwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.

3. Never speak aloud of names.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Gesstonkwon in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never allow whales to witness sacred rites.